The people who are in charge of educating the little ones have possibly one of the most important jobs in the world and, perhaps, also one of the most funny. Them depends to a large extent that the generations of the future to become a person of benefit and improve the current society.
However, in spite of performing a task so important, teachers also enjoy the funny moments or embarrassing along to your students that they will never forget. Living with children makes you live all sorts of situations and surprises, so get ready to throw you a few laughs.
These are some of the stories more fun experienced by the teachers:
1 – Perfect understanding of the biology
During a class of sexual education for pupils of second of E. S. O asked: “What happens to a girl during puberty?” Seeing that nobody knew what to answer me, I decided to rephrase the question: “What happens to the girls as they mature?” Then a student is encouraged and answered: “Begin to carry purse.”
2 – Child know-it-all
Teacher: What is an evangelist?
Student: Someone who plays the gospel.
Teacher: why freshwater fish cannot live in salt water?
Student: The salt will climb up the voltage.
Teacher: Dawn went to the library at 5:15 and left at 6:45. How long were you in the library?
Student: Not too much.
Teacher: what do we call the group of stars that form an imaginary image in the sky?
Student: A consternation.
3 – box office of death
Walking through the hallways of the school, I saw the substitute teacher standing in front of one of the lockers. Then I heard him murmur: “How did you get into this?”
Knowing that he had been assigned to a class difficult, I tried to offer moral support. “Are you okay?” I asked. “How can I help?” Then he raised his head and replied: “I’ll Be fine as soon as you take this guy in your locker”.
4 – Ready from small
Recently I asked one of my students where I was their task. He said: “it is Still in my pencil.”
5 – Students resentful
I recently met with a former student who said to me: “I Always gustaste because you never had favorites. You were bad with all the same”.
6 – Students too sincere
During my first meeting with students with physical disabilities, I assured them that all people have some other defect. “Look at me me” I told them. “My eyes are so bad that I have to wear glasses and I have to use headphones because I can’t hear despite how big they are my ears”. Then a guy added: “And your nose, you also have the nose ugly.”
7 – The librarian more cultured
When our library announced that it would change from school, I asked one of my students: “why do you think that Ms. Eva is going?” To which he replied: “Why you have read all our books?”.
8 – The mathematics are too difficult
By reviewing the symbols of math with my students, I drew on the whiteboard a sign of “greater than” (>) and “less than” ( < ), and I asked: “does Anyone remember what they mean, these symbols?”, then a boy raised his hand with confidence and replied: “One means fast-forward, and the other means rewind”.
9 – Fine paid
A police car did stop my car in front of the institute where I teach. While the agent asking me for the driver license and the papers of the car, my students began to pass behind me.
As expected, the teasing was not long in arriving. Some were laughing, others stopped to gossip and other me about not knowing how to drive. Finally the agent asked me if I worked in the school, to which I replied yes. “I think that you already paid your debt to society”, he concluded with a smile and went without multarme.
10 – Too old for these things
Interpret a piece of Mozart was to be the highlight of my chorus class of the institute. However, after too many attempts without results, a student exasperated raised his hand and said to me, “Ms. Carmen, we want to sing songs of our generation, not yours.”