17 People who managed to circumvent the circumstances and come out victorious

In the turmoil of day-to-day, I rarely noticed those small victories over the machinations that the universe plot against us. Our selection today is about people who have faced the difficulties of his journey with brilliance and sense of humor.

In Great.guru come together for you only the best stories of people who, at the right time, they were able to change the circumstances in your favor.

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With a friend, we strolled through the center of the city. My friend was complaining that he could not find girlfriend. I pointed out a woman sitting on a stool, and I said, “Just go and ask her if she wants to meet you”. Without thinking twice, my friend went to the bench, and there happened the following dialog. “Hello! Would you like to know?” — “What is that to thee? What if I want to meet you? Do I? I already saw you in the mirror?”. To what Dani, with a face as imperturbable, replied: “Unfortunately, yes, that’s why I went precisely to you.” @Allekt

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A producer of advertising was asked to do a TV commercial of a product to increase the sexual power, but with the condition that everything was fine and without excesses. The video looked as well. A few of the gangsters were fleeing in the car of the police, followed closely by a dozen cars with sirens and lights. The car of the gangsters went on a drawbridge. One of the bandits threw the bag with the drug. The bridge rose immediately. @KrabNaGalerah

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My grandson of 4 years old was in his room with his parents, playing with Lego. The pieces are small, I did not manage to put them together, but not asking for help. Parents, young inexperienced, they began to make fun of him because I couldn’t put together anything. The patience of the child did not last long and said: “Why what the fuck I bother?”, but in a way more rude. There was a deathly silence, and then: “what Queeeé you said?”. To which the boy, with the same face imperturbable, replied: “I don’t repeat the same thing twice!”. @ViViMa

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Surely we have all done in childhood a mixture of earth and water. A true enchastre. But to us once we got bored doing it in buckets, as do all normal children, so we dug a big hole and fill it with water. It turned out that I was the closer of all and, to prove it, I got heroically in the well, and began to knead the mixture with the feet. When my father saw through the window what was going on, almost gives you a heart attack, and waited, furious to me to return home. When I walked in, I said: “If I see you once more stuck in the mud with sandals, you’re going to see what is good”. Said and done. The next time he saw me getting into the hole without the sandals… but in pantyhose. @Valkiria1613

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I was with my wife, waiting for the train on the platform. I had some biscuits in my pocket, and I decided to feed the pigeons. I threw out a few crumbs, and saw that someone threw a few sunflower seeds. I raised my eyes and saw a pretty woman who smiled at me, I returned the smile. My wife got closer to mine, I felt her look disgusted. And I, still smiling to the woman, I turned my head slightly and told my wife: “anything, you’re my sister.” But I came out stronger than planned. We laughed the three. I am off the hook. @TimRed

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I went to the bank to ask for a loan of 4 thousand USD. My credit history was good, was a customer of the bank for more than 5 years. The operator reviewed the request and said: “Unfortunately, you can only take out a loan of 2 billion USD. What we ask?”. I said no, but I went back the next day. I said, “I Need a loan of 8 thousand USD.” The operator reviewed the request and said: “Unfortunately, you can only take out a loan of 4 thousand USD. What we ask?” What are you going to do? I had to accept. @Anthon

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A woman who was in front of me at the security checkpoint to enter the flight had a bottle of frozen water. The security forces wanted to take it off because according to the rules of the airport, is not allowed to transport a liquid more than 100 ml. The woman, unwilling to cooperate, he declared: “But this is not liquid!”. And damn, he is right. @gjamal

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Oh, that awkward moment when your father in a sex shop. I had to invent something at the time. I told him I had seen him and followed him. @Yanki

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A friend of my mother had no son, but had a daughter. So I heard constantly how good she was, how to put the house in order and prepared the food before the arrival of the parents, how well I studied, and so obedient that it was with their parents. And I was a mess. In summary, I grew up and I married her. And it is true, she is amazing, a friend of my mother not lied. @Yurbas

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A friend of my 4 year old daughter got sick. The small told with much feeling to his mom: “If I told him: do not chew ice, you would become sick”. And my wife said, “But you also masticaste icicles”. To which my daughter responded with outrage: “No! I I licked”. @MardanovCat

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In the test, a student got a question and immediately returned with a scarred face. The professor asked shocked:

— Why have returned the question?

— Professor, please remove the question number 13, I am superstitious.

— What nonsense, ” said the professor, and began to look for the question number 13.

The student answered the question flawlessly and came out satisfied.

In the hallway was surrounded by other students who asked:

— Did you know all the answers?

— No, only the question number 13. @ LeMcH

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My wife had gone on a visit to the home of his parents. The duty to take my child to day care fell on my shoulders. I fell asleep for to take him to the nursery 2 days in a row despite the alarm of the phone, something that never before had happened to me. Today I knew what had happened. Last night I went to bed programándome to get up in time. And no sooner sounded the alarm, jumped out of bed as if he was in the army.

What is this that I saw? This little demon was already standing next to the phone (how could waking up before it rang the alarm clock?), waiting. As soon as the alarm clock began to ring, he immediately turned it off, passing the finger across the screen, and fled to his room. All have their own methods of struggle. @HarayHuray

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My mom told me a story of his student life. Got a chicken and left hirviéndose in a pot in the kitchen for common use. After a time, went to look for it, but the chicken was not. But at the side of the kitchen had 3 eggs and a note of letters twisted, saying: “I got eggs, and I went to walk around”. @rusvod17

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A friend told me at work:

“When I get home from work (I live in a house), I change the shoes for slippers for my feet to rest. Usually, there is always some homework to do. I noticed that I always had to pull out sand from my shoes at the ponérmelas. For a week I could not understand what it was that was going on, does the sand out of me? But yesterday I arrived early for lunch, and all the pieces of the puzzle fell into place. My son came running up the street, he took off his sandals and put all the sand she had brought back from sandbox in my shoes. I asked him: “why do you do that?”. My son, undeterred, replied: “Because mom washed the floors, I can not mess, I will punish you”. @SurfFapKing

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Last summer we had to go to a hospital. We were making the row, the heat was unbearable, the windows probably had not been opened even once since the date of the inauguration of the building. The people complained. And then came a little man, and asked who was the last of the row. Then he withdrew a little, pulled the backpack a folding chair and sat down. Then, the same backpack she pulled out a portable charger and two small fans with USB. Installed the whole thing and just stood there, quiet, reading a book. I swear that I had never seen so much envy in the eyes of the people. @IsT0RIIK111

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I was on a bus full of people. Rose, a woman of advanced age, a young man gave him the seat and told him: “Sit down”. To which the supposed lady said: “Where you sit is on the toilet!”. The young man: “well, as you want.” And sat back. @marieHUH

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A friend had no money for a gift for your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. Then made with Photoshop and printed out a certificate that said that from now on a star in the galaxy ZX-8654b would be called with the name of his girlfriend. She even cried when she received the gift. @DenLuperkal

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