As in every group of friends is the typical funny, which encourages the parties and gets the leg some time or other, in every office worth its salt must have a payasete that encourage those boring days on the job, provided that you do not you be the victim of his jokes, of course.
We are speaking of that person who worships the antics, and as if it were a small child, he spends all day scheming to know what can be your next blunder.
Below is a collection of the jokes of offices more diabolically ingenious than you can imagine:
1 – The folder magic
I created a new folder on the desktop of a co-worker called Porn of Russian Dwarfs and then took a screen capture and put it as background of your desktop. It was impressive the amount of time it took for an engineer to realize why I could not delete the folder.
2 – Change of family
One of my coworkers has a bunch of family photos all over your work space. I decided to go exchanging them bit by bit with my photos. I worked very hard to find images similar to replace. Even travelled to some of the places to copy the images.
Almost had changed all of them when another guy we worked with asked why I had so many pictures of me. It was funny to see as my friend, he explained that he was not obsessed with me or anything like that.
3 – Currency to currency
During two months I got in the locker room before my partner and I inserted a cent in his right boot. After about a week and a half I could see him completely unhinged. With the time, get the cent of his right boot became another task to their daily routine. I was no longer frustrated, just gave up.
Then, one day I decided to put the coin in his left boot. When he shook his right boot as usual, and saw that it did not fell nothing felt super relieved, as if he had removed a great weight from above.
When you put on the left boot simply lost his head. Launched the boot for the wardrobe with all his strength, cursing and screaming who was doing that. I fucked since then. Currently I have in mind putting a coin once a year just to remind you. No one knows that it was I who was behind this and I plan to keep it that way.
4 – Me las piro, vampiro
When I know that I am entitled to a raise or a promotion, and I say they have no budget, or that I have to wait a while, I start to wear suits to work. Not every day, maybe once or twice a week. I hope some time and again. So it seems that I’m going to job interviews during lunch or after work.
5 – What a cute kitty
I have hidden a small speaker in the wall of the office next door that emits a soft meow of a cat every 2 hours.
6 – What do I wear now?
There is a guy in my office who often comes to work in jeans and t-shirt, and only work clothes when you reach your office.
A few years ago I came to the office around midnight, and I changed his clothes for a hawaiian shirt, basically the clothes tackiest I could find in a second-hand store.
When I got there the next morning, he was locked in his office. His secretary told me that he had had a week pretty much fucked in terms of work load and that he was in a bad mood. Finally, he came out with his jeans and his t-shirt. When he opened the door of the closet, he was probably in there for 10-15 seconds trying to get his brain processed what he had before.
Finally he began to laugh and put one of the sets more “discretitos”. They spent the rest of the day trying to discover who had done it. Meanwhile, people from all over the office came to contemplate the result of my elaborate plan. At the end of the day I ended up confessing. He swore revenge but he has made no attempt yet.
7 – oh Children, come to me!
I am a music teacher in a school in which I had some differences with the gym teacher. She would send the entire preschool class to mine telling them it was my birthday and that I loved the hugs. You can do that trick a couple times a month.
One day, I sent it back and told them that she loved that the people entered the feet. In terms of what they knew, they rushed on it and began stomping it. On another occasion he also told the children that they were my class, not to say anything and I look at you intently. Was the most creepy I have ever lived. There was where I won.
8 – The secret of the cloud
I installed “cloud to butt” on the PC of my coworker. For those who walk a little lost, this is an add-on to Chrome that changes all the entries of the word “cloud” appear “ass”.
Not be realized for months. Finally, he realized when I asked what he meant, one of the clients with the “upload the files to my rear“.
9 – Petaginas treacherous
I picked up a roll of stickers from the pharmacy that said “Only for rectal use” and pasted them randomly on pens, phones, staplers, and the cooler the water.
All was going well until our principal came in and threw us out of the fight despite not being able to stop laughing.
10 – little by Little
I sit next to a guy who is a good friend of mine and our desks are separated by a divider cell. Since I moved to his side for the last 2 weeks I’ve been moving the divider up an inch towards it every day. We are up to 13 cm and it has not yet been realized.